I can’t EVEN. holy shit. what the actual fuck did I just read????!!!!??? I’m just so 😂😱😂😱👀👀👌👌👌👌. Also I will never forgive you for this BUT ALSO I will love you forever for this? So good bro. So good. Bro. BROOOOOOO.
Honestly I’m still not over it
I can’t EVEN. holy shit. what the actual fuck did I just read????!!!!??? I’m just so 😂😱😂😱👀👀👌👌👌👌. Also I will never forgive you for this BUT ALSO I will love you forever for this? So good bro. So good. Bro. BROOOOOOO.
Anonymous asked:
you check your inbox and start reading an anonymous ask you just received when suddenly you feel long pale fingers you would recognize anywhere land on your shoulder and squeeze gently. you hear the figure behind you move and then you can feel a pair of lush lips with a deep V of a cupids bow graze your ear and a deep rumbling voice whispers "come back to bed, you can play with your blog after i have my way with you." Slowly you turn around and run your fingers through dark curls and say
skinnyscottishbloke answered:
“Oh, so you’ve decided to pay attention to me again have you?” He chuckles as you pout but you can’t fake displeasure for long, and he knows it.
“Now darling”, he purrs as he closes the laptop screen behind you with a decisive click,“ you know that I had to take that call from my agent.”
You sigh and shake your head in denial, watching as those full lips quirk into a rather dangerous smile. “Just what will it take, I wonder,” he murmurs, pulling you down toward him, “to convince you that there is absolutely nothing else I would rather be doing this evening?”
Fingers that have been loosely gripping your shoulder dig in as he suddenly flips you over, pushing you down onto the bed, his long lean body swooping in to cover yours. You gaze up at him as he inches closer, eyes widening as he growls, "Let’s find out, shall we?“
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: British Actor RPF, Sherlock (TV) RPF, Doctor Who RPF
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: David Tennant/Benedict Cumberbatch, Benedict Cumberbatch/David Tennant, Tennantbatch
Characters: David Tennant, Benedict Cumberbatch
Additional Tags: Fluff, Angst, Smut, alllll the smut, fluff angst and smut, Blowjobs, handjobs, Anal Sex, showersex, Drinking, Drunk Sex, it’s allll consensual I promise, cheating…sort of not really, emotional cheating…again sort of not really
Summary:
Benedict and Olivia are ‘taking a break’, which leaves Ben flying solo at the Evening Standard Theatre Awards, where he runs into old pal David Tennant. Not wanting to return home after the ceremony, they end up back at David’s apartment. But are Ben’s wandering tendencies and David’s offers of a sympathetic ear and good whiskey merely platonic, or is there some deeper emotion that runs between these two men?
The first ever Tennantbatch fic (at least to my knowledge). Fluffy, sexy and angsty times ahead. Enjoy!
So uh. I updated a story I’m working on. It’s a Hiddles RPF. Written for a friend. Anyone wanna give feedback? It’s here: http://archiveofourown.org/works/951301/chapters/1860481
Anonymous asked:
Dear Kate, how are you today? Someone misinterpreted something I said when I said "Ooo I'd love a Martin!Sherlock fic" which meant Martin as Sherlock fic (which kind of doesn't make sense except I guess he'd be short) anyhooo they thought it meant Martin and Sherlock doing the do and now I want a fic of that and I feel really, really bad signed, totally not april rather some other person you've turned to the dark RPF side of fics.
WELCOME TO THE DARK SIDE. WE HAVE JACK HARKNESS KISSING THE DOCTOR (jk idk why I posted this gif but it’s pretty and I like it so yeah it’s staying)
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: British Actor RPF, Sherlock (TV) RPF, Doctor Who RPF
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: David Tennant/Benedict Cumberbatch, Tennantbatch
Characters: David Tennant, Benedict Cumberbatch
Additional Tags: Fluff, Angst, Smut, alllll the smut
Summary:
Benedict and Olivia are ‘taking a break’, which leaves Ben flying solo at the Evening Standard Theatre Awards, where he runs into old pal David Tennant. Not wanting to return home after the ceremony, they end up back at David’s apartment. But are Ben’s wandering tendencies and David’s offers of a sympathetic ear and good whiskey merely platonic, or is there some deeper emotion that runs between these two men?
The first ever Tennantbatch fic (at least to my knowledge). Fluffy, sexy and angsty times ahead. Enjoy!
Well here it is folks. The fic I’ve been threatening you with for over 4 months now. This one was a beast, let me tell you. Longest fic yet. And like it says above, the only Tennantbatch fic that I’m aware of on all of A03. Frankly I’m surprised it hasn’t been done before, with how worshipped both these men are on this crazy site. Anyway, enjoy!
Chapters: 1/?
Fandom: British Actor RPF, Sherlock (TV) RPF
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Benedict Cumberbatch/Original Female Character
Characters: Benedict Cumberbatch, Original Female Character(s), Original Character
Additional Tags: swimmerbatch, Meet-Cute, Chance Meetings, Swimming, Swimming Pools, RPF, Kate likes to swim okay, and so does Ben, so this fic COULD TOTALLY HAPPEN, Not, Developing Relationship
Summary:
Liz likes to swim laps. Turns out a certain guy by the name of Benedict Cumberbatch does as well. But how will they cope when a little friendly competition turns into something more…heated? The rating starts off general audiences, but will be changed to mature in later chapters for sexy times =D
OMFG you guys I actually did it - I thought of a fic and I wrote the first chapter within a few days and am ACTUALLY PUBLISHING within the first few days as well. Now if only I could finish my 6 other WIPs… In any case, yeah this was inspired by a run in with a hot Brazilian at my gym pool last week and as I see faaarrr too little swimmerbatch in fics or really at alll, I thought I’d share the crazy with you lovely people. I actually have a clear plan as to how this fic will progress too, so stay tuned for the updates!
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*whispers* Kate, I don’t even know with you . You make me want to read things that I am not supposed to read…oh my god. When me and Ben are BFFs this is gonna be so awkward.
I knooooowwwwww I can’t even. My brain. Just needs to stop. Or redirect. Idk. It’s sooo wrong. On so many levels. BUT I CAN’T STOP IT. NOOOO.
Drunk at a party one night , I slide up to a very tipsy Benedict (now one of my bffs) and lean against him on a sofa.
"Benedict?"
"Hmm?" He says then turns to look at me his eyes nearly shut. A goofy grin is on his face as he adds "Why d’you. Why d’you insist on calling me ‘Benedict’? Everyone just calls me Ben ya know."
"I know. I just like your proper Wanda and God given name."
"Mmm" He says then turns his head and slides further down on to the couch.
"Ya know. I was your fan back in the day."
"OHHH! Back in the DAY!" He nearly shouts. A few people turn to look at him.
"Shhh," I say "You’re going to wake the dead."
"Sorry. SORRY!" he calls out the rest of the room. They all go back to their conversations.
"I don’t mean it like that." I say, "I’m just saying before I finally finished writing my screenplays ,one of which won you the Oscar as you may recall, I used to ya know…go on tumblr. Talk about you …a bit. Drool over your pictures."
"Oh I see."
"You were very hot."
"WERE!" He shouts again. The people don’t turn around this time
"Still are. Still are! God. You…."
"I know what y’mean. Besides I already knew that."
"Really?"
"Yeah. Ma-Martin," He pauses to burp ,"Showed me your website blog thing. He also pointed out that you seemed to stop talking about me as much as him on it."
"Well you know….fickle women. Go figure."
He laughs. We both laugh.
"I um also…well there was this thing . You know stories were written about you. Um…sexy stories."
"FANFIC! I know. God. the top, bottom, Sherlock is virgin, size queen. Something about tuna and red pants. I know. It’s okay. It’s fine. Really. I used to be a bit ya know… pffffffft but ya know. Life. Short. enjoy."
"Heh. Yes. Well yes I did read a feeeew Sherlock fanfics but there were ones about you specifically. As in you —Benedict. I read those too."
"Zat so?"
"Yeah. This one girl— Kate. God she was evil. She’d write tempting things that put well….the reader in the story and ya know in your um..shall we say bedroom?"
"APRIL!"
"I’m sorry. i’m sorry. I wouldn’t tell you if I wasn’t three sheets to the wind."
"It’s okay. It’s fine. I don’t mind." He turns and smiles wickedly at me. "Show me one."
OMFG APRIL LET ME LOOOVVEEE YOU. Like I didn’t love you enough already. Bahaha. This is perfect. Soooo perfect. PS you might want to let future Ben know that I ALSO WROTE A FIC ABOUT HIM AND DAVID TENNANT. Seriously, someone needs to stop me. *runs away and hides, cackling madly*
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: British Actor RPF, Sherlock (TV) RPF
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Benedict Cumberbatch/You
Characters: You, Benedict Cumberbatch
Additional Tags: Porn, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Sex, Foreplay, I’m Sorry, I’m Going to Hell, I’m not usually a RPF person, But this just sort of happened, Kissing, French Kissing, Smut, Smutlet, Shameless Smut, Oh look, more smut, Established Relationship
Summary:
You and Benny. Sexy times. Need I say more?
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